Greatest Rat Race ot the 21st Century.

by - Miroslav Vlcek.
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Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to our
greatest rat race of our twenty first century.
Today's Cantonese translation of our program
was brought to you by:.
Tai Bo Restaurants
what are better known as the
Hooters of the Orient.

On the starting line we have today
behind the gate one - Dumpster Diver.ve:.
Behind a gate two is:. Slaughterhouse Handsome.
Gate three:. Cockroach Connoisseur.
From gate four will be running:. Sanitary Bad.
Gate five:. Sewer Rambler.
And for last not least behind a gate six is:.
Garbage Dump Superintendent.

( trumpets ) taa tii taa taa.

And here they go.
Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
He is closely followed by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Ramler
is third.
Then we have neck bye neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbage Dump Superitendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running last.

And here they are coming in to the
midturn.

Slaughter House Handsome
is now two lengths ahead of
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is still in the third place.
Garbage Dump Superitendent
did now overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind and is last.

And here they are in the home stretch.

Slaughter House Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur
second.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superitendent
who is for a nose ahead of
Sanitary Bad.

And
Dumpster Diver
is now finely reaching the finish line.

Winner is
Slaughter House Handsome.

Ladies and Gentlemen
please remember the
Tai Bo Restaurants.
Place where all Waitresses are receving many more tips
then - Report your Neighbor's Grow-op
Police Tipline.

Slaughter House Handsome.