Greatest Rat Race ot the 21st Century.

Sketch by Miroslav Vlcek.
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Ladies and Gentlemen
please welcome
to our Greatest Rat Race of the 21st Century.

Todays Cantonese translation of our broadcast
is brought to you byiver
Tai Bo Restaurants.
What are also well known as the
Hooters of the Orient.

On the starting line we have today
behind the Gate One
Dumpster Diver.

Gate Two:
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

From Gate Three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.

Behind a Gate Four we have
Sanitary Bad.

Behind the Gate Five is
Sewer Rambler.

And last not for least behind the
Gate Six is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
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And here they go.:

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first
He is followed closely by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Then we have neck by neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running last.

And here they come in to the
mid turn.

Slaughter House Handsome
is now two lengths ahead of everybody
else.
Behind him is the
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is still number three.
Garbage Dump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind and is running as last.

And here they are reaching in to the
home stretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur is
second.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who is for the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is still  in the last place.

And Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Leadies and Gentlemen
please remember the
Tai Bo Restaurants.
Where all the Waitresses are receiving
many more tips then
Report your Neighbor Grow-Op
Government Snitch line.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.