Big Dude Above.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
===============
Big Dude Above did give to a Woman Beauty
and he also said.
Woman
beauty can be a great curse for you
do keep that - keep that in your head !

Big Dude Above did give to a Woman Beauty
but also
whole bunch of Compressed Uglines
in small cute amulet pouch.

And he said to the Woman strictly
Woman
do not ever open this !

But you know Women - Ouch.

And so Women are
first cuddly the deadly.
You must know what PMS
is all about ?

And mouthy then pouty
Venus Origin
without any doubt.

And sweet then sour
this all will depend up on
the day and hour.

And cranky or stubborn
like a Donkey.
You just don't know
when and how ?

And so Women are
first - - - -

Fallen Angel.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
===============
She is sweating holy water in out of her pores of sin.
Do not ask Fallen Angel who is her next of kin !
Do not ask Fallen Angel do not talk to her at all
about her dreams and desires
when she is waiting for her call !
Just walk around her like I do - look straight in to her
eyes
and say !
Your God made your world to be a Rich Man's Heaven
and Pimp Man Paradise.

Your God made your world to be a Rich Man's Heaven
and Pimp Man Paradise.

And then release her back to the darkness
stop showing her the light.
For she is the Fallen Angel
true daughter of the night.

For she is the Fallen Angel
true daughter of the night.

Joanne.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
===============
Yes you can watch them but you can not touch them
only when you are willing to pay.
Only when you are willing to pay.

What little girl would want to be a Stripper and then
graduate in to the ordinary Whore ?
Come on Big Dad ask your daughter Kyoto
ask your sweet sweet innocent little girl !

Joanne became to be nineteen years of her age
she was tall blond and very pretty.
She had very lovely big blue eyes and smile
like you did before never see.
With her sweet smile she did used to be charming everyone
yes this is including even me.

Joanne did respond on to the ad in the paper
and became to be Tokyo bound.
Back at home for an long time nobody did hear about her
not even a single sound.

In Old Kyoto Yakuza District she byes.ecame to be a Star
tall pretty blond with big blue eyes.
Let's go to see her - come on guys
let's go to have some fun.
In Old Kyoto Yakuza District she was charming everyone.

In Old Kyoto Yakuze District she was charming everyone.

Jonon - Taniruu nuuj yavna

Jonon Love Me Soul

JONON - UVUL (Жонон - Өвөл)

Jonon - Mongolz HD

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Baigali-Bi Chamd Hairtai OST (Ayaz) [Mongolian Mus...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Baigali-Bi Chamd Hairtai OST (Ayaz) [Mongolian Mus...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Mongolian Song - Zurhnii Erel

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Mongolian Song - Zurhnii Erel

I am still young I am not too old.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
==============
He said - I know that I need money
it is hard to do without.
In big city you need to have full wallet
you need to be one in the crowd.
Now - I am still young I am not too old
so I am going to cross me a Chilkoot Pass
for a lot of gold.
I am going to - - - -
And as he said he really did
he was working in gold and silver mines.
But one day he did quit.
He said - I know that I am making big money
but how much do I need ?
In the shinny glitter of the yellow dust
is hidden human greed.
I am now in need of the Woman
and only way out.
To satisfy all my needs
I must go back down South.
To satisfy - - - -
And soon you can hear him to cry out again.
I know that I need - - - -

Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime,...Moi Non Plus

V Prirodnim Divadle sme mely svuj hrad.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
===============
Bylo leto vanek val ty si byla Kralovna ja byl Kral.
V prirodnim divadle sme mely svuj hrad
ty si me mela rada ja te mel rad.
Se svim mecem z liskovky sem utal zlemu drakovy
hlavu.
Do prazdneho hlediste ji ukazal davu.
Pri hostine na boruvkach ti zmodraly rty
byl cas jit domu.
No a ja sem byl zas ja a ty si byla ty.

Gu Zheng: Bei Bei & Shawn Lee "Hot Thursday" Into The Wind

Gu Zheng Solo: Bei Bei Lantern Festival Performances

Dlažební kostka

敖包相会 Dating At Aobao -12 Girls Band

Oh Promises Promises.

( this song have been recorded )
====================
Oh Promises Promises are so easy to give.
It is easy to give promises
when you can say - "if" ?

He will promise you a mink coat or sable
designers clothes in green.
He'll say that he will always love you
and that he will treat you like a Queen.

Oh Promises Promises - - - -

And then he will have no time for you
like he had once before.
And he will want you to be true to him
by daily scrubbing the floor.
And when it will come to the Royal treatment
he'll be the King you'll be a Slave.
And he will keep on giving you promises
all the way to his grave.

Oh Promises Promises - - - -
Men love to give promises. Oh Promises Promises.
Oh Promiises Promises - - - -

If You Give Me Love

every Pirate or Bookaneer.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   (open4collaboration)
===============
Every Pirate or Bookaneer
love to drink rum
love to drink beer.
Love to sing love to dance
make love on the high seas
in wild romance.

And as the Captain Black Beard
did used to say.
Good Company of Pirates
will always make my day.

So Every Pirate or - - - -

And so let's share our booty drink our brew
let's celebrate our Pirate crew.

Every Pirate or - - - -  2x

Instant Baby.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
===============
In todays world they do have.:

Instant Coffee - Mashed Potatoes - Instant Gravy
and as long as they have no Instant Baby
everything is fine.
As long as they have no Instant Baby
everything is fine.

This is because.:

Babes have to be brewed slowly
and then pampered for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

And they also have.:

Instant Pudding - Soup in Cup ready for you
in single snap.
But a  Babes it go they should never
have them so !

This is because.:

Babes have to be seduced slowly
and then made love to for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

Instant Money at the Bank Machine.
Instant Pleasure - you do must know
what I mean ?
Instant This - Instant That.
Products what will make you to be
Instantly Hot.

JAH-HAIRLII //MONGOL REGGAE//

Mongol Reggae da Polícia

JAH -TER HAANA BAINA -mongol reggae

This Beautiful Big House.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
===============
This beautiful big house is mine
that little ugly cardboard box bungalow
is yours.
I do deserve much better.
You do understand - off course?
You do.

You see at first I am much better educated
and for it
I should expect much more in out of my life.

And second.:

I don't really give a shit about you
your stupid children
or your ugly wife.

I am your
beloved Canadian Politician.

And welcome in to my old song lyrics resurrection.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
===============
Every day and every night your Creator in all his Might
is looking down. Down on you
and what a beauty I can do.
He is saying.
.What a beauty I can do.
He is saying.

But I can't afford you even in my dream.

So go Baby go
keep with the flow.
And welcome in to my old song lyrics resurrection.
Go Baby go
keep with the flow.on.
And welcome in to my old song lyrics resurrection.

You will make some rich man happy
I am very certain of that.

But I can't afford you even in my dream.

So go Baby go - - - -

How many times I said all these words before ?
In
my words of loneliness and pain.

But I can't afford you even in my dream.

So go Baby go - - - -  2x

Northern Girls.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.    (open4collaboration)
===============
Sourdough Randezvous are not just the
Dog Sled Races.
I say our Northern Girls with their pretty faces.
You may have been World Around
in all kinds of places.
You may have seen in the Orient
sea diving for their pearls.r

But did you see the Sourdough Randezvous
and our Northern Girls ?
Did you see the Sourdough Randezvous
and our Northern Girls ?

When I got me a Northern Girl
to undo all her laces.
It feels line Down South as I have never been
I rather to have my Northern Girl
to kiss above her chin.

I rather to have my Northern Girl
to kiss above her chin.

Sourdough Randezvous are not just - - - -

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Words that Lovers speak. ( Romantic semi Recital.)...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Words that Lovers speak. ( Romantic semi Recital.)...: "here(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. =============== There were different theories about the Earth's Crust. Scientists say that our Universe did beg..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Like a Broken Fool.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Like a Broken Fool.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (Open4Collaboration)(upraveno pro zenske vokaly) =============== Park benches are all neglected and covered i..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: V Praze je Country Club Rikatado.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: V Praze je Country Club Rikatado.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011, (otevrenekekolaboraci)(upravene pro zenske vokaly) ============== V Praze je Country Club Rikatado. Pod Hajkem jedn..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Gray Wolf Talent Promoting.: The Arctic Night Sere...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Gray Wolf Talent Promoting.: The Arctic Night Sere...: "Gray Wolf Talent Promoting.: The Arctic Night Serenade.: '(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (Open4Collaboration) =============== Pack is calling it ..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Romantic Prague.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Romantic Prague.: "Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Romantic Prague.: 'Long time ago before the formation of SOCAN Canadian Performing Rights organization to wh..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: This Cathedral is for Lovers. ( memory of Prague )...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: This Cathedral is for Lovers. ( memory of Prague )...: "whereMusic: Maureene Ahern. Lyrics: Miroslav Vlcek. ( my best ever song recorded in Canada ) =============== There is a strong smell of ince..."

Tuvshintungalag - Nadruu dahin bitgii utasdaarai "Mongolduu"

Saloons and Girls.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
==============
He was panning all week at the Bonanza Creek
for the shiny yellow dust.
And Prospector Mitch did strike it mighty rich
he was a Lucky Fella.

So Saloons and Girls
Sled Dogs and Burros.
Those were the good old days.
Saloons and Girls
Sled Dogs and Burros
for some Yukon was the God blessed place.

He did cut on hist Trap Line just finest furs.
What were luring all ladies down South
with the greatest chrm.
It was very harsh living on his Trail
but as they say.
Iron to Iron can do no harm.
He was a tough Old Fella.

So Saloons and Girls - - - -

Yes there are many more stories just like this
in the Yukon's past.
Many Men and Women were playing in it
their role.
And we did not hear of Yukon-ers last.

So Sallons and Girls - - - -  2x

I'm gonna cross me a Chilkoot Pass for a lot of gold.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
===============
He said I know that I need money life is hard without
in Big City you need to have a full wallet
you need to be one in crowd.

And so he said.:

I am still young I am not too old
so I'm gonna cross me a Chilkoot Pass
for a lot of gold.
    I'm gonna cross me a Chilkoot Pass
    for a lot of gold.

And as he said he really did
he was working at Gold and Silver Mines
but one day he quit.

He said.:

I know that I have no money
but how much do I need ?
In the shiny glitter of the yellow dust
is a curse in human greed.
I am urging now for a Woman
and I have no doubt.
That all my urging won't go away
till I am back down South.

All my urging won't go away
till I am back down South.

And soon after you'll hear him to say again.:

I know that I need money - - - -

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: My good friednd. ( Reggae )

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: My good friednd. ( Reggae ): "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== My Good Friend did you heaagaerd Reggae is played way beyond this earth?..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Evenk Spring.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Evenk Spring.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== (spoken) On the reindeer through the Taiga young Evenk moman is ridding ..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Bi Chamd Hairtai.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Bi Chamd Hairtai.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== (spoken) Most people will say that grass is always greener after rain on..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: In old part of Singapore.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: In old part of Singapore.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== Gambler in old part of Singapore is playing dides in room filled with th..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Nippon Movie.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Nippon Movie.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== These two lines of trees are reminding me of the Nippon movie in what on..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: My Lakota Love.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: My Lakota Love.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== My Lakota Love when one day I will be called up on to go beyond the Milky Way...."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Mui & I.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Mui & I.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== Mui did want to be an Yisang ( doctor ) she was smart and I knew that sh..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: www dot i am crazy about you dot com

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: www dot i am crazy about you dot com: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (opou wereen4collaboration) =============== You said that you were dumped in to the waves of deceptions when ..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: PreComputer Age Head.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: PreComputer Age Head.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== I don't care about the Toxic Email I am not on the Net. And I am looking..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Economic Education.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Economic Education.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== (spoken) Motto of the Free Enterprise Thinking is Sale ! Sale ! Sale ! B..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Economic Education.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Economic Education.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== (spoken) Motto of the Free Enterprise Thinking is Sale ! Sale ! Sale ! B..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: The Seamstress Dream.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: The Seamstress Dream.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== What is the sewing machine to the Seamstress who is dreaming about Holly..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: In the Interests of LOVE.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: In the Interests of LOVE.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== You can send a Email to your lovely Female you too can easy call her on ..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Instant Baby.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Instant Baby.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) =============== In todays world they do have.: Instant Coffee - Mashed Potatoes - Insta..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: This Cathedral is for Lovers. ( memory of Prague )...

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: This Cathedral is for Lovers. ( memory of Prague )...: "whereMusic: Maureene Ahern. Lyrics: Miroslav Vlcek. ( my best ever song recorded in Canada ) =============== There is a strong smell of ince..."

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Witches Hollow.

Best Song Lyrics on Earth Two.: Witches Hollow.: "(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. =============== Do not cross the Witches Hollow or don't blame me for what will follow ! I did warn you ain't this ..."

Granville Street Reggae.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
===============
I am sitting at the Starbucks on the Granville Street
both of my feet are tapping
in the Reggae beat.

Reggae - Reggae - Reggae -
Reggae is what they play.
Reggae - Reggae - Reggae
from Sirius Satellite Radio they say.

I am watching good looking girls walking bye
 up and down on both sides of the street.
They too all seems to be moving
in the Reggae beat.

Reggae - Reggae - Reggae - - - -

I am sitting at the Starbucks and I am feeling good.
 Good looking girls Starbucks coffee
and Reggae Reggae - - - -.
Did put me in good mood.

Reggae - Reggae - - - - 2x

Greatest Rat Race ot the 21st Century.

Sketch by Miroslav Vlcek.
================
Ta ta ta ta ti ti ta ta .
=
Ladies and Gentlemen
please welcome
to our Greatest Rat Race of the 21st Century.

Todays Cantonese translation of our broadcast
is brought to you byiver
Tai Bo Restaurants.
What are also well known as the
Hooters of the Orient.

On the starting line we have today
behind the Gate One
Dumpster Diver.

Gate Two:
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

From Gate Three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.

Behind a Gate Four we have
Sanitary Bad.

Behind the Gate Five is
Sewer Rambler.

And last not for least behind the
Gate Six is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
ollowed
Taa ti taa taa ti taa.

And here they go.:

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first
He is followed closely by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Then we have neck by neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running last.

And here they come in to the
mid turn.

Slaughter House Handsome
is now two lengths ahead of everybody
else.
Behind him is the
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is still number three.
Garbage Dump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind and is running as last.

And here they are reaching in to the
home stretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur is
second.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who is for the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is still  in the last place.

And Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Leadies and Gentlemen
please remember the
Tai Bo Restaurants.
Where all the Waitresses are receiving
many more tips then
Report your Neighbor Grow-Op
Government Snitch line.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Petr Novák - Toreador se nesmí bát

Petr Novák - Toreador se nesmí bát

Fetish for Oriental Women. ( Original Jokes )

by: Miroslav Vlcek.
============
Well my Shrink did tell me that I must be placing my Fetish for the Oriental women in under some control.
Reason?
Well I did removed all those sacks of rice from my bedroom floor and replaced them with the ordinary bed.

Vancouver Jokes. ( original )

Well I am suing the Vancouver Downtown Ambassadors for the wrongful dismissal. Men I was so happy to be walking in my red uniform up and down the streets of Vancouver.Flirting with all those good looking women. But recently this tourist from Australia came to me with the question saying.Mate before I will go back to Australia I would love to see at least once live Canadian Beaver.

Well my eyes did lit up and because we were on the corner of Hastings and Granville. So I did directed him straight to the Number Five Orange because it is in easy walking distance.

Now tell me - how the hell I should have known that he was referring to some bloody animal with big flat tail ?